During Kanye's concert on Saturday night(February 23rd), he voiced his disapproval of Justin Timberlake's new comeback single "Suit and Tie." During the 8 minute video, he speaks out against corporate sponsorship.. and also against the grammies.

A lot of people speculate about what happens after you die.

Well, no matter what does happen, there is a new app out that sends out tweets after you die! 

I think my post-mortem tweet would be something along the lines of:

"Chillin' with Billy Mays, hit us up"

-Austin

I'm sure we've all heard stories about unruly children who think their parents are being unfair, but on Wednesday a child called 911 to report his mom for making him go to bed at an unreasonable hour. As per policy of 911, they actually did end up sending an officer out to the house. The officer lectured the kid about abusing 911, and no arrests or fines were issued. 

I personally think the kid was a genius. By making the officer go out to his home, he probably did stay up past his bedtime. 

-Austin

There's a new way to lost weight:

It doesn't involve losing any of the foods you like, and it probably won't force you to give up on any activities you don't want to live without. It only costs you one thing:

Your marriage. 

According to a new report, 50% of men and more than 50% of women report losing 6 to 10 pounds after they begin to have an affair. 

There are a couple of theories behind this: 

1.) The stress of an affair can cause the loss of weight

2.) When you're unhappy, you eat more food that tends to be less healthy than normal food. The affair makes you have positive feelings, so you cut back on unhealthy food.

T-Minus 10 seconds before Jenny Craig scores the patent on this one.

-Austin

A recent British travel site (sunshine.co.uk) completed a survey asking people over the age of 50 about some of the things they regret most in their life. Here are the survey results:

#1.)  91% wish they'd traveled more.     

#2.)  72% regret their career choice.  (--People could choose more than one thing.)    

#3.)  64% would like to take back some bad relationship choices.  

#4.)  55% wish they'd taken better care of their bodies.     

#5.)  53% are sorry they lost touch with friends.     

#6.)  46% wish they'd been more careful with their money. 

#7.)  27% regret having children too early.

#8.)  25% think they worried about things too much.

#9.)  19% wish they'd been more of a "yes" person.

#10.)  8% regret having children too late.

I can definitely see #1 and #2 being on the list, but I think #9 is weird thing to be on the list at all and I would of thought #8 to be much higher on the list!

-Austin